honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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