playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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