so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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