And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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