On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i think im in europe. pls send help
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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