i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
do herpes really smell.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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