maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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