So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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