I wanna bring you to show and tell
They should really pass out barf bags in church
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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