Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I want is dick and wine.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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