I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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