And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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