I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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