Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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