New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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