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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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