I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
As shirtless as possible
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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