I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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