so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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