Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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