question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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