That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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