I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there's paper in my vomit.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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