Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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