I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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