Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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