hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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