Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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