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Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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