In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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