Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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