he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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