google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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