I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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