If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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