Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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