and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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