What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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