what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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