So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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