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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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