you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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