I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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