If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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