youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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