There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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