Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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