how hairy? two words: wookie tits
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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