I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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