you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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