YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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