fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm always down for nudity.
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