finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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