pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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